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Idiot Sightings

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I think I know some of these people.

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we re told the keys had been locked in it.  We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.  'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!'  His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS

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Things not to do on Deployement

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Scorpions are not mascots

Scorpions are also not housepets

Wild dogs are not "mans best friend"

Its not an acceptable form of entertainment to shut off power to the camp and see how long it takes someone to call in

Cutting COMMs power is not justifiable retaliation for a website being blocked
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Zoo trying to stop chimpanzee from smoking.

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A South African zoo is trying to persuade its star chimpanzee to kick a bad smoking habit.
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Template for Living Will

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I, _____________ (fill in the bank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, dont panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly
removed.
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